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Miscellaneous mentionables from the seasons of Buffy.


From Innocence, when Angel's gone evil.

Cordy: This is great. There's an unkillable demon in town, Angel's joined his team and the Slayer is a basket case. I'd say we've hit bottom.


From Passion, when Angel pays a visit to Buffy's room and Xander makes a comment about not inviting strange men into her bedroom.

Cordy: (realizes) Oh, my god! I invited him into my car once! That means he could come back into my car whenever he wants!

Xander: Yep. Now you're doomed to having to give him and his vamp pals a lift whenever they feel like it. And those guys never chip in for gas.

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Later, Giles is discussing Angel's battle tactics.

Giles: So, apparently Angel has decided to step up his harassment of you.

Cordy: By sneaking into her room at night and leaving stuff? Why not just slash her throat, or strangle her in her sleep, or cut out her heart? (off looks) What? I'm trying to help.


In Dead Man's Party, Cordy analyzes Buffy.

Cordy: Time out, Xand. I mean, put yourself in Buffy's shoes for a minute. I'm Buffy - freak of nature - right? Naturally, I pick a freak for a boyfriend... Then he's Mister Killing Spree, which is pretty much my fault, and --

Buffy: (interrupting) Cordy. Get out of my shoes.


In Faith, Hope and Trick, Cordy, Xander, Willow, and Oz approach Buffy.

Willow: Maybe we shouldn't be too couple-y around Buffy.

Cordelia: Oh, you mean 'cause of how the only guy that ever liked her turned into a vicious killer and had to be put down like a dog?


From Graduation Part II, ideas...

Oz (re: the Mayor): Well, Angel, you hung with him the most. Is there something that he's afraid of?

Angel: Well, he's not crazy about germs.

Cordelia: Of course, that's it. We attack him with germs!

Buffy: Great! We'll corner him and then you can sneeze on him.

Cordelia gesturing excitedly: No! No, we'll get a box with the Ebola virus and... and... Or it doesn't even have to be real, we can just get a box that says Ebola on it an... uhm (snaps her fingers) chase him... (Oz frowns and no one else says anything) with the box...


From Pangs, everything's different in Angel's life now...

Angel : You know how I feel about her (Buffy). If there was any way...

Willow : Yeah. I know.

Angel : It's just...Everything's different now.

Willow : Hey, is Cordelia really working for you? 'Cause that's gotta be a special experience. Of all the people you could've hired.

Angel: Willow, I'm here to protect Buffy. I don't have a whole lot of time for personal stuff.

See, Cordy is "personal stuff".


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